Graduation Day at The University of Hard Knocks is anything but ordinary. Forget polished ceremonies and polite applause — this is TUOHK, where every degree was won through sheer luck, wit, and occasional panic.

As the clock strikes noon, students pour into the University Hub, proudly holding their scrolls — some pristine, some slightly singed from previous “experiments.” The air buzzes with nervous laughter, victory dances, and the unmistakable sound of dice hitting the floor one last time.

Professor Tuee, sporting his finest bowtie, opens the ceremony with a booming, “Class of TUOHK, you made it — mostly by accident, but still, you made it!” Mrs. Tuee follows with a more composed speech about perseverance, teamwork, and the importance of reading the rules before starting the game.

The graduates cheer, toss their caps, and immediately start comparing who had the worst Tuee Report of the semester. Some brag about earning all six degrees without a single failure. Others wear their setbacks as badges of honour. After all, at TUOHK, failure is just another elective.

There’s always that one student who lands a Tuee Report during the ceremony — “You’ve tripped over your own gown. Lose one degree.” It’s met with laughter, not disappointment. Because everyone knows that TUOHK’s true lesson isn’t about perfect scores — it’s about bouncing back with style.

Behind the scenes, the app flashes celebratory confetti animations, the TUOHK theme plays, and the professors exchange proud smiles. They’ve seen these students stumble, guess, argue, and triumph — and now, at last, they’ve graduated from the school of life’s delightful chaos.

As the ceremony ends, Professor Tuee turns to Mrs. Tuee and whispers, “Do we have to fail them all again next semester?” She grins. “Of course. It builds character.”

Whether you’ve played once or a hundred times, graduation day at TUOHK is a reminder: success isn’t about how smart you are — it’s about how many times you laugh along the way.

So toss your cap high, dear graduate. You’ve earned your degree in the University of Hard Knocks — and that’s something to celebrate.